Smoked Ham
Smoked Ham, Smoked for added flavour. Boy is he packing flavour. This is the first part of the Smoked Collection and will be the only production ma...
£75.00
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Smokey Bacon
Bacon lover? Well stay away this product is not edible. No Pork 100% not food 100% Handcrafted Contains small pieces (Eyes) Made from a mix of W...
£75.00
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Buttered and Toasted
Do you like butter on your toast and clocks? Look no further! This piece is a couch locked toast having some butter melt over him. 100% not food ...
£175.00
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Giant Fried Egg Clock
Warning... Do not eat, this is a clock and not a edible egg. This piece is a one of one giant fried Egg. This piece comes in at a whopping 38cm in ...
£199.00
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Baked Tato#1
This Tato is a repeat item! However every design will be different from the last, this is the second and features a extremely golden fluffy mash wi...
£49.99
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Baked Tato#2
PO-TA-TO This Tato is a repeat item! However every design will be different from the last, this is the first and features a butter drip. I rarely m...
£39.99
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Ghurk The Gherkin
This is Ghurk, he has had better days. This piece is an uplifting one in a way as it shows, someone is always having a worse day than you. 100% n...
£59.99
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Lil Fried Egg
Egg is made completely to scale Made from 100% Polyester 100% Not edible
£12.99
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